new-year

Try to Get Through Our Best Vomit Stories Without Losing Lunch Yourself

I’ve shot heroin — and had sex with a human woman — one time. (Different nights.) (I’ve fucked a doll once, too.) Re: the smack,…

How to Clean Up Puke From Absolutely Everywhere

Good morning. We know, you’re not quite sure what happened last night: All you know is that you invited a few buddies over to celebrate…

What’s in This?: Hangover Prevention Pills

We’re often told that you should never eat anything (or put anything on your body) if you don’t recognize everything on the ingredients list. But…

Three Guys Who Stay Up All Night, Every Night

A lot of us are staying up past our bedtime tonight, but what’s going on out there the rest of the year? What happens when…