new-year

How to Have a Great Time on New Year’s Eve, the Worst Party of the Year

The forced merrymaking and overdone sequins can really ruin a vibe — and lead to nasty champagne hangovers. Here’s how to take control of your New Year’s destiny and make the holiday completely your own

Martinelli’s Sparkling Cider Is Better Than Champagne

It’s simple really: One tastes great and embodies seasonal cheer, the other tastes like a country club feels and embodies capitalistic snobbery

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Champagne

Are Champagne problems real? Are champagne glasses based on boobs? Let’s find out the truth.

How to Clean Up Puke From Absolutely Everywhere

‘I’m sorry, I AWAAHGHHGGH I think it must BWLLAAARRGHH must have been something HOOWWAAARLGGHHHH something I ate’

Midnight Is Overrated