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You’re All Wrong About ‘Star Wars: Attack of the Clones’

Now, in the Year of Our Lord 2019, with the oceans warming and the air becoming increasingly toxic, I will write an opinion about Star…

Why Do We Love Sports, But Hate Jocks?

Despite never playing any kind of sport on screen, Biff Tannen from the Back to the Future films perfectly embodies the typical 1980s movie jock:…

We Are the Sword Guys. This Is Our Tale of Woe.

Typically, Grandma Ruthie knocked it out of the park with her birthday gifts. She was the savvy city-dweller, a retired professor who watched South Park…

All the Times We Invited a Swirly in 2018

Can “nerd culture” even be said to truly exist when so much of it is thoroughly mainstream these days? Certainly, looking at the last 12…