names

Three Men on What It’s Like to Have the Last Name Assman (or Assmann)

From getting it, to eating it, to having it, welcome to Ass Week, MEL’s weeklong exploration of the body part du jour. Remember that Canadian guy,…

Three Men Who Named Their Dicks (and Why They Did It)

Robin Williams called his “The Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.” Channing Tatum named his “Gilbert.” Hugh Jackman refers to his as “old James Roger.” But what…

I’m a Jeff, and I’m Here to Take a Stand Against Geoffs

Is there a stupider name than “Geoff”? You’d be hard-pressed to find one. Its spelling is patently ridiculous; its phonics a middle-school bully’s wet dream…

Why Men Monogram

In a recent, since-deleted Instagram photo taken at Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landy’s annual gator hunt, Donald Trump Jr. made a strong sartorial choice by…