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Actually, Air Bud Sucks at Basketball

Josh Framm gets the ball in transition and pushes it down the floor while a defender guards him tightly. He makes it past half court…

Keanu Reeves Proves the ‘Hover Hand’ Is Good, Actually

When Keanu Reeves, arguably the most beloved man in Hollywood, takes a photo with a woman, he puts an arm around her back — but…

Run Screaming From Godzilla’s 10 Weirdest Friends and Foes

The movie may be called Godzilla: King of the Monsters, but the star of the show, honestly, ain’t Godzilla. This time out, the skyscraper-sized fire-breathing…

You’re All Wrong About ‘Star Wars: Attack of the Clones’

Now, in the Year of Our Lord 2019, with the oceans warming and the air becoming increasingly toxic, I will write an opinion about Star…