makeup

A Blue Hair’s Guide to the Best and Worst of Old-Guy Makeup

During tomorrow’s Academy Awards, one of the awards given out will be for makeup. (Technically, the prize is Best Makeup and Hairstyling.) Admittedly, this isn’t among…

A Gentleman’s Guide to Your Girlfriend’s Makeup Routine

The thing about makeup is men act like they prefer women who don’t wear it, but what they really mean is they want a woman…

I Went To a Skin Clinic to Get a Baby Foreskin Facial

I’m lying down on a hospital bed, staring up at a circular light fixture hanging above me. My arms and legs aren’t strapped to the…

People Are Now Concerned That You’re Not Hot Without Your Beard

Beards: Are they hot? (Sometimes.) Do they always make a guy better looking? (No.) Do women prefer them? (Some.) Are men with beards more likely…