Fuck It, Let’s Make Every Food into a Sexual Novelty Product
I truly didn’t know how badly we needed sexual novelty foods until I heard about CamSoda’s new line of blatantly horny hot dog toppings
You Can Take Your Homemade Hamburger Buns and Stick Them Up Your Ass
If you have the time, money and delusion to spend all day making homemade buns you could have bought at the store for 50 cents, I’m not coming to your BBQ
What Should I Do with All the Leftover Hot Dogs from My Weekend Barbecue?
I will not allow a single glizzy to go to waste
A Hot Dog Hoax Sent Costco’s Stock Tumbling
No, the store isn’t charging more for its beloved food court combo — but in this meme economy, they may as well