Fuck It, Let’s Make Every Food into a Sexual Novelty Product

I truly didn’t know how badly we needed sexual novelty foods until I heard about CamSoda’s new line of blatantly horny hot dog toppings

You Can Take Your Homemade Hamburger Buns and Stick Them Up Your Ass

If you have the time, money and delusion to spend all day making homemade buns you could have bought at the store for 50 cents, I’m not coming to your BBQ

How to Make Frozen Burger Patties Not Taste Like Frozen Burger Patties

Tell me what to do with this block of ice meat so I don’t give everyone food poisoning

The Tinny Tale of the Cheeseburger in a Can

It started as a means of sustenance for hikers and survivalists, before evolving into a go-to gross-out taste test for YouTubers. But where has the cheeseburger in a can disappeared to these days?