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I Ate Three Orange-Sized Balloons to Drop a Few Jean Sizes
My head is pounding rhythmically like the bass drum of the band I’d been out to see 12 hours earlier. A night spent consuming countless…
There’s No Right Way To Pull an ‘All-Nighter’
It’s 4 a.m. You’re hunched over your desk. You’re bleary-eyed. And your legs are shaking. No, you’re not a reclusive genius trying to unlock the…
When You Should Throw Away Your Leftover Booze
It happens all the time: You throw a big party; buy all the booze you could possibly need; the evening is a wild success; everyone…
It’s Now Okay to Plan Everything Like A Dude
Dudes: Hapless incompetents who shortcut everything and have a bold lack of self-regard for how things look. They fuck up the laundry and burn water….