How to Clean Your Wallet

The number of filthy crevices your cards have been in is astonishing

Should You Be Washing Your Hands Before Going to the Bathroom, Too?

It’s a controversial topic, but the CDC has an answer

How Filthy Is Bong Water, Really?

You have a swamp on your coffee table, bro

How to Clean Your Disgusting, Disgusting Video Game Controllers

How am I supposed to p0wn noobs with ‘skin, respiratory and possibly fecal species’ all over my friggin’ controller!?