football

The Science of How Getting Hit in the Head Stops Your Dick From Working

To many, professional football players are the ultimate example of male virility — strong, athletic, powerful and just plain manly. But as it turns out,…

How Do I Buy a TV for My Tiny-Ass Living Room?

How do you pick the right TV size for the NFL season opener? If you’re like me, you start with calling your mom. The Chicago…

Troy Aikman Has Made ‘Doug’ the New ‘Karen’

The NFL, never an organization to face hard truths, is struggling along with football fans to process the sudden retirement of 29-year-old Andrew Luck, quarterback…

How to Draft a Violent Abuser on Your Fantasy Football Team

The clock was ticking. 30, 29, 28… I stared at my laptop as my index finger flicked between two football players. One was Nick Chubb,…