football

True Assplay: All the Times Butts Have Been Used for Feats of Athletic Prowess

From getting it, to eating it, to having it, welcome to Ass Week, MEL’s weeklong exploration of the body part du jour. Of all the various…

What It Was Like to Play Football With Cory Booker at Stanford, According to His Teammates

New Jersey Senator Cory Booker is running for president in 2020. The Rhodes scholar and former mayor of Newark is known for making a splash…

What Porn Are People Watching During the Super Bowl?

Maybe the whole world really will be watching today’s Super Bowl? At the very least, we’re willing to give up some of our porn viewing…

Fuck the Super Bowl. These Are the Football Movies You Should Watch Instead

As you no doubt know, this is Super Bowl Weekend, better known as our annual excuse to bond together as a nation to root against…