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Where Have All the Penis Fish Gone?

In December 2019, thousands of penis fish appeared on the California coastline. What have they been up to since?

Why Is Lobster So Freaking Expensive?

With lobster, nothing is easy, or efficient

An Oral History of Big Mouth Billy Bass

How the famous singing fish swam to the heights of fame, before being flushed down the drain of the pop culture commode

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