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Rambo Has Been Trying to Solve America’s Problems for Nearly 40 Years
The nation constantly faces profound, intractable issues. But don’t worry: With ‘Last Blood,’ Sylvester Stallone’s iconic wish-fulfillment character will once again handle them for us.
My Night at the Country’s Only Legal Alien-Themed Brothel
The Alien Cathouse, a mere 70 miles from Area 51, would like to make all of your extraterrestrial fantasies come true — if, of course, they only involve sex
Inside the Ongoing Search for the the ‘Perfect’ Painkiller
Even as the country reels from the opioid epidemic, doctors believe the safer, non-addictive future of pain medicine may still lie with opioids themselves
Democrats Need to Clean House, Too
The party will be stronger if they root out the creeps, corruption and cronyism in their own ranks
