Features
An Oral History of The Onion’s 9/11 Issue
Immediately after 9/11, humorists struggled with what many called ‘the death of irony.’ Then ‘The Onion’ returned and showed everyone the way
The Men Who Fantasize About Their Dream Weddings
For these dudes, nuptials aren’t a girl thing — they’ve been planning their big day since they were little
‘Waterloo’ Brought ABBA to the World, Which Didn’t Know What to Do With Them
In honor of Will Ferrell’s ‘Eurovision Song Contest,’ we pay tribute to the show’s most beloved winning song — and the band that were popular before they were cool
Butthole Beautification Surgeries Are Quickly Becoming a Way of Life
Like the nose job and boob job before them, anal rejuvenation procedures — from bleaching to Botox to outright reconstruction — have gone mainstream
