fast-food
What Could the Hamburglar Actually Be Charged With?
Forget the McDonald’s Monopoly scheme, the real true crime is that the Hamburglar has never served hard time
Three Actual Military Colonels Debate Colonel Sanders’ Stolen Valor
‘He was a real scoundrel and never would have made it’: High-ranking Army officers share their honest feelings on KFC’s fried-chicken hustler
We Completed the Very Sad Task of Having Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Delivered
And spoiler alert: It only made some of us feel sad. The rest of us were pretty nostalgic for that mouse and his mouse-dropping sausage toppings
My Family Celebrates Christmas With a Keg and Subway Sandwiches
For this group of 60, footlong subs are yule logs of sanity — and all that matters is that we’re vibing
