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The Millennial Guys Still Playing the ‘Doorknob’ Game

Nearly 14 years ago, Mit Ellis, a 26-year-old living in the U.K., witnessed a scene that would stay with him for life. He’d just entered…

Scientifically Speaking, What’s the Most Satisfying Fart?

Satisfaction comes in many forms: It’s a sip of water to moisten a dry throat; the crack of stepping on an icy puddle; the crunching…

We Talked to Leading Mozart Scholars About the Composer’s Love of Ass Jokes

Every great composer, it seems, has a secret history we weren’t taught in our childhood piano lessons. Berlioz was high on opioids. Schumann spent the…

ICYMI: Boots Riley and the Summer’s Best Satire, the Barefoot is Legal Movement and A Boyfriend’s…

I once had a girlfriend for whom farting wasn’t something you pretended a lady didn’t do. Instead, it was a weaponized bodily function, one she…