farts

Why Are Some Farts So Loud? A Scientific Inquiry

’Twas not the falling of a gavel convening the fourth round of presidential impeachment hearings, nor the desperate pleas of a spiraling president, that cut…

PSA: Your Body Would Much Rather Fart Than Make Energy

According to a recent study that validates my entire existence as a human being, our colons methodically prioritize farting over producing energy. So go ahead…

How Far Down Do You Have to Roll the Window to Get a Fart Out of Your Car?

Inside a vehicle is both one of the best and worst places to release a plume of your own nauseating personal fumes. On one hand,…

Ranking Beans (and Legumes) by How Healthy They Are

Beans, beans, the musical fruit! The more you eat, the more you… evolve into the pinnacle of human existence? This insight is according to Dana…