etiquette

A Gentleman’s Guide to Getting Out of a Conversation

“Shut up.” “Please shut up.” “Shut your giant flapping mouth-hole before I blow my fucking brains out all over this Denny’s you fucking waste of…

Stop Judging Me for Not Liking Dogs

I am not a dog person. I’ve never been one and never will be. I find dogs smelly, nosy, messy and expensive. I’m not judging…

In Defense of the Urinal iPhone Guys

Like many millennials, Curtis got his first mobile phone when he entered his freshman year of high school. He was 15 years old, and his…

The Guys Who Actually Pee in Bottles Defend Their Honor

When he was 12 years old, James had an epiphany. He was sitting in the back seat of his parents’ car on a long road…