How to Tell Someone You Need to Get Off the Phone Without Sounding Like An Asshole

I’ve been on the phone with my grandma for eight hours, please help me

What the Fuck Are You Supposed to Do While People Are Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to You?

‘The best thing to do is to sing along, ‘Happy Birthday to me,’ where you just turn yourself into the social equivalent of a black hole’ — a birthday singer for hire

Three Preschool Teachers on How Everyone Behaved at the State of the Union Last Night

Trump and Pelosi are both way overdue for a time out

The Ethics of Hooking Up When You’re Sick

Chlamydia is a single dose of antibiotics compared to a 10-day course for strep, so why is it okay to hide one but not the other from a sexual partner?