Avoid locking eyes? Try not to groan? I’m trapped in a chair with a tiny towel around my neck and I have no idea how to react
Thou who nuts shalt clean it up
A towel? Pre-moistened wipes? Disinfectant spray? A power-washer?
When I heard turning on your read receipts was ‘hot girl shit,’ I jumped at the opportunity. Now, I’m more grown up than ever before.