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‘The Lion King’: Why Do We Keep Redoing All These Fucking Movies?

A few weeks ago, I was in the Bay Area watching the St. Louis Cardinals take on the San Francisco Giants. Unbeknownst to me, it…

‘Aladdin’ Cements Will Smith’s Status as America’s Goofy Dad

When my friends started becoming dads, I noticed a change in them. Guys who used to be immature or reckless — young, in other words…

Guys in ‘Disney Social Clubs’ Are Wilding Out at the Happiest Place on Earth. How Long Will the Park Allow It?

Like most kids, Jesse Cosio dreamed of going to Disneyland. The son of a forklift operator and a middle school administrator, he grew up in…

ICYMI: The Definition of Emotional Abuse, the Creepiest New Form of Online Harassment and Pornhub…

Mom, if you’re reading this, earmuffs: I’ve been to Pornhub. And more shocking still, I spend a lot of time perusing the comments. It always…