disney

The New ‘High School Musical’ Is Exactly What a Revival Should Be

The latest installment of the High School Musical franchise wasn’t supposed to be the reason you give in to the pull of Disney+. That was…

Why Are People So Obsessed With Finding Dicks in Disney Cartoons?

It was July 2018. I was at the Lock City Anime & Comic Con to secure an autograph from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles co-creator Peter…

All the Star Wars Crap You Truly, Sincerely Don’t Need to Know Before You Watch ‘The Mandalorian’

Despite the Star Wars franchise’s massive hold on pop culture as a whole, there’s one domain it’s never quite conquered: Television. Oh, there’s been a…

‘The Lion King’: Why Do We Keep Redoing All These Fucking Movies?

A few weeks ago, I was in the Bay Area watching the St. Louis Cardinals take on the San Francisco Giants. Unbeknownst to me, it…