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Slap Some Spider Venom on Your Dick for a Better Boner

The human body: An inspiring biological work of art? Or a meaty sack of germs and fluids? Either way, there’s still a lot we don’t…

We Have Nothing More to Add About the Jeff Bezos Dick Pics

Reader, forgive us, for we have failed. The Great Jeff Bezos Dick Pic Extortion Scandal is one of the most MEL news stories to come…

What’s the Average Number of Thrusts During the Average Bout of Sex?

“How long did you last?” is a question most guys have heard or asked at some point in their lives. But in light of recent…

Guys, Don’t Worry, Your Grower Is Okay

As we say in the South, there’s a lid for every pot, and there’s a woman for every dick. Okay, maybe not that last part….