I Got Through This Election Cycle by Making Toilet Wine

Okay, I didn’t actually make the ‘Brewsy’ home booze kit wine in the toilet, but with the whole country still in the shitter, it technically counts

Put Some Gatorade in Your Beer, Unless You Hate Fun

It’s shandy for athletes! Y’know, probably.

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Oktoberfest

Is it even in October? What’s with all the wenches? Let’s find out the truth.

Why Does Day Drinking Feel Worse as You Get Older?

Maybe it’s because your cells are dying. Or maybe it’s because you actually had some errands you were supposed to complete this weekend