climate

The Science of Holding in Your Poops to Save the Planet

Could you hold your poop in to save the planet? Should you hold your poop in to save the planet??? Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro thinks…

Now That China Won’t Take Our Junk, How the Hell Do We Recycle?

You’re just a regular person, simply trying to Do Your Part™ to prevent the planet from roasting your future grandchildren alive. So you dutifully rinse…

What’s in This?: The Goddamn Ocean

We’re often told that you should never eat anything (or put anything on your body) if you don’t recognize everything on the ingredients list. But…

These Guys Are Going Lawnless to Save the Planet

Somewhere in the 20th century, moving into a big dumb house with a big dumb lawn became the American dream. Having a lawn is a…