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COVID-19 Will Win the War on Christmas

It was nature — not the libs — that finally came for the holidays

These Store Security Guards Are Very Happy Black Friday’s Going to Be Quieter This Year

‘Two people picked up a TV and threw it at another guy, the cleaning crew had to go in to mop up the blood and sweep up the teeth’

Go Ahead, Put Up Your Christmas Decorations After the Fourth of July

This winter may push us to the furthest depths of our capacity for sadness. If indoor trees bring you joy, by all means, turn your house into a set piece from ‘Elf’