The Terrifying Gender Politics of ‘The Milk Is the Dad’

I can’t stop thinking about the cursed ‘Milk Before Cereal Rap’ TikTok

Does Every Cereal Mascot Have a Matching Astrological Sign? Heck Yes!

Count Chocula is so obviously a Scorpio, c’mon

How Often Can I Eat Cereal?

Hope you like bran, cuz that’s what you’re gonna get

We Started Off Our Day the Worst Way Possible — With a Heaping Bowl of Sour Patch Kids Cereal

It takes a truly sick mind to make a breakfast cereal out of a movie snack with 1,000 percent of your recommended sugar intake