capitalism

What’s the Best Thing You Ever Bought While Drunk?

There’s a fine art to the drunk buy—it’s both gift and punishment to your future self. There’s nothing more reckless than bringing more crap into…

Stupid Money: Can You Ever Be Ethical With Money in This Godforsaken Globalized World?

When you have to spend money on things (which of course you do, every day), the world can seem like a bleak place. Multinational corporations…

If You Can, Should You Donate Your PTO to a Coworker in Need?

Put down that Ramones onesie you just eyed as a baby shower gift for your prego coworker and consider giving her some of your paid…

Monopoly Has Finally Figured Out That It’s a God-Given Right to Cheat

Like the waking capitalist nightmare it’s based on, the board game Monopoly invites subterfuge. Steal from the bank. Invent a “house rule” and punish your…

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