The Big Gay American Bidet Biz Play

Why did all my queer friends get bidets all of a sudden? And are they actually worth it?

Understanding Batman Fans’ Undying Thirst for Robin’s Firm, Firm Ass

Batman’s original sidekick, Dick Grayson, has long been beloved by comics readers. But how did he, of all characters, become the medium’s first male sex symbol?

How Taut Does Your Butt Need to Be to Bounce a Quarter Off It?

‘If butt skin were any bouncier, it would be illegal to hit a golf ball with it’ — an assistant professor of physics

Where the Hell Are You Supposed to Look While Walking Up the Stairs Behind Someone?

Their ass is bombarding your field of vision, so, uh… should you look elsewhere, or just accept a closeup of dem cheeks?