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I Used ‘Booty Fresh’ Ass Odor Eliminator to Make My Ass More Edible

There’s no shortage of extraordinary products on Amazon — take, for instance, this jumbo barrel of lube or this battery-powered yodeling pickle. So I can’t…

The Millennial Guys Still Playing the ‘Doorknob’ Game

Nearly 14 years ago, Mit Ellis, a 26-year-old living in the U.K., witnessed a scene that would stay with him for life. He’d just entered…

The Dirty Truth About Guys Who Never Wash Their Hands

Last week, Fox News host Pete Hegseth said on air, to a viewership of approximately 1.5 million people, that he hasn’t washed his hands in…

The Future of Dicks, Balls and Asses

Humankind has come a long way in the last few million years, crawling out of the primordial soup and slowly working our way toward agriculture,…