birds
Who Put a Hit Out on Azul the Peacock?
He was beloved by seemingly everyone but one man — a man who took to Craigslist to offer up a contract on the poor bird’s life
No Creature on Earth Has Hotter, More Deranged Sex Than the Wild Turkey
From facial boners to kinky choking to elaborate displays of BDSM-like dominance, turkeys make your sex life look like a melted vanilla sundae
Say Goodbye to These Great Tits
The world might be without great tits entirely by 2100
Get a Guard Goose for Your Home and Put an End to Fowl Play
Yes, geese have been protecting humanity for centuries — which is why some people turn to waterfowl, not dogs, for reliable home security
