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No Creature on Earth Has Hotter, More Deranged Sex Than the Wild Turkey

From facial boners to kinky choking to elaborate displays of BDSM-like dominance, turkeys make your sex life look like a melted vanilla sundae

Say Goodbye to These Great Tits

The world might be without great tits entirely by 2100

Get a Guard Goose for Your Home and Put an End to Fowl Play

Yes, geese have been protecting humanity for centuries — which is why some people turn to waterfowl, not dogs, for reliable home security

The Birds of Home Depot Help the Long Days Fly By

They may tear into the birdseed and poop in the store. But for Home Depot employees, the feathery friends have become unofficial mascots and a major part of company culture

Geese Are Metal as Fuck