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No Creature on Earth Has Hotter, More Deranged Sex Than the Wild Turkey
From facial boners to kinky choking to elaborate displays of BDSM-like dominance, turkeys make your sex life look like a melted vanilla sundae
Say Goodbye to These Great Tits
The world might be without great tits entirely by 2100
Get a Guard Goose for Your Home and Put an End to Fowl Play
Yes, geese have been protecting humanity for centuries — which is why some people turn to waterfowl, not dogs, for reliable home security
The Birds of Home Depot Help the Long Days Fly By
They may tear into the birdseed and poop in the store. But for Home Depot employees, the feathery friends have become unofficial mascots and a major part of company culture