beach
Is There Actually Such a Thing as a ‘Base Tan’?
Technically yes, but only if you’re being really, really pedantic. We’ll explain
How to Get Sand Out of Virtually Everything
Ahh, another beach day done. Time to head home and spend three hours picking sand out of my anus
How to Properly Remove Sunscreen From Your Skin, According to an Expert
Sunscreen may be a daily essential, but that doesn’t mean it has to cling to you at all times
Scorching Hot Summer Take: Getting Sandy Is Awesome, So Stop Complaining
‘Oh, I love the beach, I only hate getting sandy.’ Then guess what, asshole? You can pack up that big umbrella and go to fuckin’ Maine
