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Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Your Butthole

Are hairy holes really dirtier? Does everyone even have an asshole? Let’s find out the truth.

The Science of Pooping Out of Your Mouth

Is it ever possible for a human being to pass a fully-formed turd through their mouth-hole? A doctor says: Sort of!

Are All Guys Doomed to Stain Their Pants as They Get Older?

Searching for a solution to my evidently loosening ass, I dive deep into the science of ‘soiling’ — a curse as common as it is embarrassing

Who Is Actually Using the Bristol Scale in Their Pursuit of the Perfect Shit?

You may have heard of this legendary excretion-judging chart, but is it something people ever really break out IRL?