animals

The Teen Boy Who’s Posing As Punxsutawney Phil on Tinder Is Cleaning Up

Compared to the morass of modern human dating, the simplicity of the humble groundhog’s mating routine sounds quite appealing. Groundhogs don’t have to go to…

Joe Exotic: A Cautionary Tale of a Murder-for-Hire Plot Involving Tigers, Michael Jackson’s Pet…

Imagine a man who looks like Guy Fieri’s older brother, who quit working at the family shoe store to follow his dreams of professionally cooking…

Ranking Every Kind of Pet by How Capable It Is of Loving You

About a week ago, as I went to feed my 10-year-old pet turtle Grover a bunch of dried turtle pellets, I looked deep into his…

ICYMI: Punks to the Rescue, Godzilla Sex and Potty-Mouthed Parrots

I had a bird once: Popeye. He was a parakeet, and a very good bird. He also was a pretty bird. I know that because…