animals
The Heritage Farmer Who’s Trying to Breed the Perfect Turkey
Frank Reese is a hero to everyone from Martha Stewart to Natalie Portman. But the 69-year-old Kansan can’t focus on anything but the future — of his farm and his birds, whose lineage dates back nearly two centuries
The Saga of Gerald, the Turkey From Hell, Who Nearly Destroyed Oakland
From his rose garden lair, this 25-pound beast spent nearly a year kicking, clawing and pecking at locals until he’d brought the whole city to its knees
No Creature on Earth Has Hotter, More Deranged Sex Than the Wild Turkey
From facial boners to kinky choking to elaborate displays of BDSM-like dominance, turkeys make your sex life look like a melted vanilla sundae
How Do Sharkboy and Lavagirl Actually Reproduce?
It’s scarier than the realization that we won’t see Lautner’s tight ass in a shark superhero costume
