Call me crazy, but getting hitched on anything stronger than a stiff drink — like the ecstasy Kim Kardashian admitted this week to taking at her first wedding — sounds positively terrifying. I was my brother’s best man, and even standing up to give a toast bone sober is an experience I’d rather not relive.
LSD? I haven’t worked up the courage to drop some in the comfort of my own home, let alone in front of friends and family. Ecstasy would probably cause me to sweat through my clothes, and/or prompt me to confess my undying love to the officiant.
Thankfully, for those of you still on the fence about consumables on your big day, acid-fueled wedding aficionado Miles Klee has all the requisite do’s and dont’s.
Be safe out there.
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Since landmark rulings in states like Colorado, California, and now gloriously, Michigan, legal cannabis companies have been skirting Facebook’s ad policies against weed-vertising by using influencers to promote their products. Mostly, those influencers have been hot women — weed thots, as they’ve come to be known. In an industry so thoroughly dominated by men, however, you might think there’d be more male weed thots in your feed. Here’s why you’d be wrong. READ MORE
Some Guys Play Golf…
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American Ninja Warrior is still a fringe “sport,” but that’s quickly changing. The show has a solid prime-time viewership and an ever-increasing number of aspiring contestants, rising from 1,000 applicants for the first season to nearly 80,000 for its ninth. And it’s no joke, as Oliver Lee Bateman found out — he went in the gym with a couple of ninjas to discuss training regimens, why the show appeals to so many people and the murky future of the sport.
Both Jungle Book adaptations were slated to come out in 2016. But that year, only the eponymous Disney version actually made it to theaters. So what happened to Andy Serkis’ darker, more violent Mowgli that, after being MIA for two years, is finally reaching audiences in December, and only on the small screen? Keith Phipps has thoughts.
Don’t Be That Office Guy
Open offices are actually crap for productivity, but their biggest drawback might be the fact that they unintentionally give less self-aware coworkers carte blanche to act a fool. Do 👏not 👏be 👏that guy 👏. Here’s how to know if you are annoying your fellow open-office employees to death, and what to do about it.
The Wedding Trip
Kim Kardashian isn’t the first person to be high as a kite at their own wedding. And, judging by these search results on Twitter, she’s not going to be the last, either:
Kardashian regrets her ecstasy-fueled nuptials; our own Miles Klee, on the other hand, does not regret his acid trip to the altar. So what’s the difference between a fun high and a bad high at your own wedding? Allow Mr. Klee to explain.
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Ass Joke Connoisseur
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