I know what you need right now: You need a laugh. You need something that’ll make you smile, or cry, or both in these dark and terrible times. And so, let me tell you about the story of a woman who’s selling access to the mother lode of messy corona-quarantine relationship drama. Everything she’s collected is hysterical, and all the money she’s making is going to a good cause. How does that move you?
Alternatively, I could regale you about my own quarantine relationship drama, but I doubt my girlfriend and I arguing about whether or not to have chicken for dinner is as exciting.
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Jeff Gross is MEL’s senior editor for social media and content marketing. His daily ICYMI column, which chronicles all things meta on the site, is the quickest way to catch up on MEL, and the funniest thing you’ll read all day. Follow him on Twitter.