I know what you need right now: You need a laugh. You need something that’ll make you smile, or cry, or both in these dark and terrible times. And so,
let me tell you about the story of a woman who’s selling access to the mother lode of messy corona-quarantine relationship drama. Everything she’s collected is hysterical, and all the money she’s making is going to a good cause. How does that move you?
Alternatively, I could regale you about my own quarantine relationship drama, but I doubt my girlfriend and I arguing about whether or not to have chicken for dinner is as exciting.
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