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12 Great Stories That Aren’t About Coronavirus

Look, it’s bad enough that we’re out here fighting over the last roll of single-ply toilet paper and planning a dinner menu for the foreseeable future of all canned beans. But does it have to be nonstop coronavirus every time we turn on the TV or fire up our phones, too (and yes, we know that we’ve been as guilty of it as anyone else)? 

Thankfully, though, we also had plenty of non-corona content this week that should more than keep you busy while you’re distancing yourself socially from your family, friends, coworkers and pretty much everyone else in the world. Check it out below:

The ‘Cuckold Consultant’ Will Take Your Money and Unleash Your Wife

When Your Immigrant Parents Move Back Overseas, Where Is Home?

The Teenage Gun Geeks on a Mission to Correct Every Media Fuckup

Pete Davidson Is Gonna Break Our Hearts

Class Traitors Are Always Welcome

What It’s Like to Be an Air Guitarist in a Hip-Hop World

Will Suck Dick for Socialism

Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton and How Men Use Women to ‘Cope’

What Are You Actually Supposed to Do With Somebody’s Last Words?

The Horrifying Reason Women Are Searching for Their Own Cities on Pornhub

Who Would Want the Zodiac Killer to Be Their Dad?

Every Couple You Know Is Arguing Over Which Shows to Fall Asleep To