Things We Learned About Our Bodies

Men Really, REALLY Need to Stop Daring Each Other to Eat Killer Slugs

And four other things we learned about our bodies this week

We’re Witnessing the Dawn of Flesh-Eating Genital Infections

And four other things we learned about our bodies this week

Your Worst Fear Confirmed — The Dentist Really Is Just a Sadist Who Wants to Make You Feel Pain

…and four other things we learned about our bodies this week

Having to Smile at Work Makes You More Inclined to Drink All the Booze Afterward

And four other things we learned about our bodies this week

Smoking Weed Might Make You Skinny Despite Your Insatiable Hunger for Pizza Rolls

Smoking Weed Makes It Harder to Knock Your Ass Out for Surgery

Having A Big Beard Probably Means You Have Tiny Balls

Slap Some Spider Venom on Your Dick for a Better Boner

Like Breast Implants Before Them, It Turns Out Ass Implants Cause Cancer, Too

American Kids Are Giving Their Parents Madonna Flashbacks By Speaking in Fake British Accents