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The Zodiac Killer Hoax, Why Thanos Did Nothing Wrong and a Guide to Surviving Your First E-Scooter Ride

Personally, I’m amazed that e-scooters have grown as popular as they have. I get the convenience; I get the environmental argument that riding a scooter…

A Visit to a Sex-Doll Brothel, Why Getting Buff is Backfiring on Short Men and Bruce Springsteen’s Latest ‘Act’

Headed out for some last-minute shopping? Just remember, deep breaths, pace yourself and sit down whenever possible. And while I’ve got you sitting down —…

MEL Visits a Sex-Doll Brothel, Tamping Down the Ol’ Vagina Neck and Going Down in Flames at the Office Holiday Party

It’s a rite of passage to make an ass of yourself at a holiday party at least once in your life. Think about it: Life…

Doctors <3 Their Whippits, a Gallon of Milk a Day for the #Gains and the Eternal Sunshine of the Cringe-Free Mind

It doesn’t surprise me much to read that doctors are doing whippits by the boxful. Think about it: MDs in residency often work 80 hours…