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The Gay ‘Sides’ Who Aren’t Tops or Bottoms, DIYers Hacking their Weak Showerheads and the Moms Helping Their Sons Quit Fapping

I submit to you, there are few things worse in this world than a low-pressure showerhead. If that water isn’t descaling me like the Commando…

Grocery Store Check-Out Etiquette, the New After-School Job and the Legacy of the ‘Shocker’

I think a lot of people have the fantasy of quitting their job and making money off of Instagram. Thing is, not all of us…

‘Smelly’ Food Microaggressions, The Lap of Prison Luxury and the ‘Game of Thrones’ Stans Learning High Valyrian

Some of the best items in my wardrobe have come from clothing swaps. Comfy denim shorts I wear almost daily during the summer and glittery…

The Power of Solicited Dick Pics, On AOC’s ‘Unequally Attractive’ Boyfriend and the ‘Bad Mom’ That Taught Pablo Escobar How to Be a Narco

In case you haven’t heard, it’s May. Again. You know, that special time of year when a combination of increasing heat and increasingly bad takes…