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What’s Left to Say About Gun Violence in America?, the Lie of Citronella Candles and the Case for Womb Envy

Straight up: I’d light a citronella candle in my bedroom, if it wasn’t for, you know, the warning label on the side clearly explaining why…

Sunday Reads: An Oral History of the Throat-Rip Scene in ‘Road House,’ Tripping Balls on Iboga and Condom Vending Machines, RIP

Last week, Twitter was set alight arguing over whether Brad Pitt was the last good-looking white man. Some agreed that he was; others balked at…

Horror’s First Male Scream Queen, What the ‘Stonks’ Meme Tells Us About Investing and Getting Grocery-Ghosted at Trader Joe’s

You know, if it wasn’t for this Joe Longo piece on getting grocery-ghosted by those product-discontinuing bastards at Trader Joe’s, I wouldn’t have known this…

The #Facegains Obsession, Couples That Practice ‘Choreplay’ and the Foot-Related Problem with Quentin Tarantino

You guys see that tweet about the about couple trading housework for sexual favors? Allow me to refresh: I had to fucking see this now…