wellness

PSA: Aging Gracefully Is Not the Same as Anti-Aging

There’s a reason why the nearly $300 billion industry promoting eternal youth is referred to as “anti-aging” and not “how to age well.” Because for…

The Agony and the Ecstasy of a Self-Administered Coffee Enema

I love coffee. So when the opportunity came along to inject coffee up my asshole, I did what any member of the millennial hipster-scum class…

Is Rhodiola Nature’s Adderall?

Adderall is used and abused so widely for one simple reason: People want to get shit done. Regardless of whether or not we’re actually prescribed…

Why the Fuck is Putin Bathing in Deer Blood?

In this week’s “Only in Russia” news: President Vladimir Putin is reportedly bathing in blood extracted from the severed antlers of maral deer. It’s not just…