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The Summer Songs That Are Getting Us Through This Brutal Winter Weekend

Depending on where you live, it’s probably freezing right now. And for that, I’m very, very, very sorry. Because as a native of frigid central…

The Epitome of Manliness Is a Steaming Shirtless Athlete in the Snow

Before everyone with even a passing interest in pro football started whining about referees and blown pass-interference calls, the prevailing concern for last weekend’s conference…

How Your Body Adapts to the Cold When You’re Stuck in a Frigid Place

Our homebase of L.A. is finally starting to cool down (albeit not by much), which means transplants from colder parts of the country can now…

The Lifeguards’ Guide to Shrinkage

Nothing is more perilous to being “poolside presentable” than cold water’s ability to shrivel up your dick like a startled snail retreating into its shell….