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The Lifeguards’ Guide to Shrinkage

Nothing is more perilous to being “poolside presentable” than cold water’s ability to shrivel up your dick like a startled snail retreating into its shell….

Help Me Dress Myself: How to Look Good in the Rain

Are you one of those guys who wants to look stylish but finds it doesn’t come all that naturally? Sick of condescending fashion articles telling…

80 Percent of People Fatally Struck by Lightning are Men

“The good Lord would never disrupt the best game of my life.” These are among the famous last words of the “Bishop” in Caddyshack before he’s…

Is There Any Point to Wearing Two Pairs of Socks?

In theory, wearing two of something should equate to double the protection — two pairs of socks, for example, should keep your feet warmer in the middle…