Sorry, Bro, You Can’t Fight

Your best defense is to de-escalate that shit like a grownup

These Bizarre Workout Videos Are Kicking Our Asses in Quarantine

Right now, you need something that will raise your heart rate and require no equipment or outside space whatsoever. Why not ‘Get a Butt Like Kim Kardashian in 4 Minutes’?

Why Guys Like Me Can’t Stop Crying at Commercials

To my upstairs neighbors, all the muffled sobbing you’ve been hearing lately was the, uh, cat

ICYMI: The Incredible Origin Story of ‘GoldenEye 007,’ America’s Xanax Epidemic and Big Ol’ Tittays

I’ve been excited to read our lead story today for about a week. That story: The oral history of one of my all-time favorite video…