The Best-Worst Erotic Fan Fiction About Toad

Many fans of the beloved(?) Nintendo character Toad were thrilled to discover that their favorite mushroom-headed helper was trending yesterday morning… until they realized why….

The Legend of Toad

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What Your ‘Mario Kart 64’ Character Choice Says About Your Penis

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An Oral History of ‘GoldenEye 007’ on the N64

The Nintendo 64’s GoldenEye 007 — or GoldenEye 64, as it’s often known — is seen as one of the system’s all-time classics. Aug. 25, 2018, will be the…