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Video Game Heroes Were Pieces of Shit Until ‘Red Dead Redemption 2’

Most action-adventure video games assume that you want to be the hero. Red Dead Redemption 2, however, questions what kind of hero you’re willing to…

An Oral History of ‘Mortal Kombat’

If Mortal Kombat had followed its original trajectory, it would exist in a paltry 200 arcade cabinets, collecting dust in hipster arcade bars scattered across…

The Best-Worst Erotic Fan Fiction About Toad

Many fans of the beloved(?) Nintendo character Toad were thrilled to discover that their favorite mushroom-headed helper was trending yesterday morning… until they realized why….

The Legend of Toad

It seems like months ago now that we learned, per his alleged sexual partner Stormy Daniels, that President Trump’s pecker is more of a knob…