valentines-day

The Valentine’s Day Sex Everyone Really Wants Is Boring

Flowers or candy, dinner or dancing, on top or butt stuff? Men and women have long been at odds over the best Valentine’s Day gift,…

A Salute to the Guys Who Get Dumped in Romantic Comedies

In 2005, writer-director Michael Showalter (who recently directed the Oscar-nominated The Big Sick) hit upon a clever idea for an anti-romantic comedy. He would play Elliot,…

An Extremely Realistic Guide to Filling Your Significant Other’s Bedroom with Roses

Several months ago, Travis Scott did a nice thing for Kylie Jenner by filling her entire mansion with, like, all of the red roses in…

What’s in This?: Erotic Massage Oil

We’re often told that you should never eat anything (or put anything on your body) if you don’t recognize everything on the ingredients list. But…