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The Disappearance of Daddy Trump and Hope for a Shadow President

MAGA and QAnon are adrift because their guy can’t post anymore

The Mystery of Trump’s James Gandolfini Obamacare Conspiracy

Years before he became president, the dumbass loved his Twitter drama

Bean Dad Revealed the Dangers of Parenting for Clout

Trying to turn your kid into content? You might get chased off the internet

The Cold War Over Hot Sandwiches

Should your sandwich be hot or cold? Fighting over sandwiches is the last remaining great American pastime — and this time, the battleground is meat temperature