thanksgiving

The Art of Beating Off in Your Childhood Home During the Holidays

What’s a man to do when he finds the old Victoria’s Secret catalogs hidden underneath his bed?

The Greatest Joke About Long Lines Ever Told

Some bullshit to kick off Black Friday

The Cultural History of Sweatpants

And why it’s now okay to wear them wherever you go

What to Do With the Leftovers of Your Life

Pictures of your ex, old tax returns and more stuff you don’t need hanging around