teens

The Teen Boy Who’s Posing As Punxsutawney Phil on Tinder Is Cleaning Up

Compared to the morass of modern human dating, the simplicity of the humble groundhog’s mating routine sounds quite appealing. Groundhogs don’t have to go to…

I STAND CORRECTED: Icing Is Still Most Definitely A Thing

My teeth still hurt the morning after. In retrospect, I’d bitten off more than I could chew — or twisted off more than I could chug. Before it…

A Teen’s Guide to Juuling for Adults

I spent last Thanksgiving sitting by a pool, watching the jacuzzi get warm and staring at the Santa Monica Mountains from a picturesque suburban home…

ICYMI: Carnivorism, Baseball Beefs and a Shot to the Nuts

Ahh, the ol’ shot to the nuts, aka, the “bell flick,” “cup check,” “nut check” and my personal favorite, the “bag tag.” If you’re a…