star-wars

You’re All Wrong About ‘Star Wars: Attack of the Clones’

Now, in the Year of Our Lord 2019, with the oceans warming and the air becoming increasingly toxic, I will write an opinion about Star…

If Luke Skywalker Didn’t Die a Virgin, Who’d He Have Sex With?

Oh my god, this week in geek culture is nuts. We got a Game of Thrones episode loaded with fan service (Arya and Gendry!); Avengers:…

In Defense of Hating Popular Things

If you love super-popular stuff, then this is the month for you. On April 12th, Disney debuted the first trailer for the finale of the…

Guys in ‘Disney Social Clubs’ Are Wilding Out at the Happiest Place on Earth. How Long Will the Park Allow It?

Like most kids, Jesse Cosio dreamed of going to Disneyland. The son of a forklift operator and a middle school administrator, he grew up in…