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Solidarity With Everyone Who Is Late for Work

A thread of crowdsourced excuses for skipping your double shift is just what the labor movement needed

I Don’t Want to Hear Any of This Nonsense About ‘Super Colds’

And while you’re at it, stop exaggerating your sneezing and sniffles altogether

Does Gargling Salt Water Actually Do Anything Useful?

It’s no cure, but it probably will help your sore throat feel better

How to Clean Up Puke From Absolutely Everywhere

‘I’m sorry, I AWAAHGHHGGH I think it must BWLLAAARRGHH must have been something HOOWWAAARLGGHHHH something I ate’