seafood
Your Mussels Are Garbage, Bro
Like, actual garbage — shellfish contains more microplastic than any other consumable sea creature
Into the Heart of Darkness of Red Lobster’s Endless Crab
The infamous 2003 marketing disaster spawned a cult of all-you-can-eat crustacean — which still tortures waiters today
Where Have All the Penis Fish Gone?
In December 2019, thousands of penis fish appeared on the California coastline. What have they been up to since?
Shellfish, Ranked: Even the Healthiest Shellfish Are Literal Garbage Monsters
Shellfish had so much potential to be healthy, but then we turned the ocean into a septic trash pot
