science

How to Take Control of Your Bathroom Routine and Set Your Shit Schedule

Can a basic butt bro like me master the fine art of crapping on command?

Terminal Lucidity: The Researchers Attempting to Prove Your Mind Lives On Even After You Die

One of the strangest stories of death you’ll ever hear is the tale of Anna Katharina Ehmer, a wildly deranged, developmentally delayed German woman who…

PSA: Chopping Off the Moldy Bit Doesn’t Do Much Good

There’s more to mold than just that visible dot of green fuzz on your slice of bread

My Mornings on ‘Dopamine Bean’

I’m on hold with Paypal to cancel a transaction, answering a dozen automated questions before they connect me to an actual agent. I’m speaking calmly,…