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Presidents, Toad and Mushroom Dicks, Oh My!

We may have outdone ourselves with the breadth and depth of our coverage of the Presidential Package. Unlike the literal version—allegedly—ours is yuuuuuuge. That’s right:…

What Do Pornhub Commenters Have to Say About Mushroom Cocks?

In another perfectly ordinary turn of events for the current administration, adult film star Stormy Daniels has officially confirmed that the president’s dick resembles a…

What Does the Facebook Data Breach Mean for Me, Just A Regular Guy with a Facebook Page?

Seeing as you’re internet-savvy enough to be reading this article right now, you’ve almost certainly heard that Facebook is in deep shit over a recent…

Everything You Don’t Know About Stormy Daniels

You’ve probably become pretty familiar with the name Stormy Daniels over the last few weeks, that is, if you weren’t already a fan of her…