From battling the elements to scandalized onlookers, beach sex is rarely as great as advertised. Thankfully, these porn pros have (pretty much) cracked the code
All that sand beneath my toes must make them work harder concrete or asphalt
I long for the forbidden teabag that says ‘do not eat.’ Would it actually kill me if I gave it a little suck? What are they hiding?!
What started as harmless fun on ‘King of the Hill’ has now seemingly morphed into an actual defense strategy for these dudes