sand
What Would Happen if I Ate a Silica Gel Packet?
I long for the forbidden teabag that says ‘do not eat.’ Would it actually kill me if I gave it a little suck? What are they hiding?!
Pocket-Sand Self-Defense Gurus Can’t Be Serious, Can They?
What started as harmless fun on ‘King of the Hill’ has now seemingly morphed into an actual defense strategy for these dudes
How to Get Sand Out of Virtually Everything
Ahh, another beach day done. Time to head home and spend three hours picking sand out of my anus
Scorching Hot Summer Take: Getting Sandy Is Awesome, So Stop Complaining
‘Oh, I love the beach, I only hate getting sandy.’ Then guess what, asshole? You can pack up that big umbrella and go to fuckin’ Maine
