sand
Pocket-Sand Self-Defense Gurus Can’t Be Serious, Can They?
What started as harmless fun on ‘King of the Hill’ has now seemingly morphed into an actual defense strategy for these dudes
How to Get Sand Out of Virtually Everything
Ahh, another beach day done. Time to head home and spend three hours picking sand out of my anus
Scorching Hot Summer Take: Getting Sandy Is Awesome, So Stop Complaining
‘Oh, I love the beach, I only hate getting sandy.’ Then guess what, asshole? You can pack up that big umbrella and go to fuckin’ Maine
When You’re a Sandcastle King, the Summer Never Ends
This is what it’s like to be one of the world’s few master sand sculptors
