sand

Pocket-Sand Self-Defense Gurus Can’t Be Serious, Can They?

What started as harmless fun on ‘King of the Hill’ has now seemingly morphed into an actual defense strategy for these dudes

How to Get Sand Out of Virtually Everything

Ahh, another beach day done. Time to head home and spend three hours picking sand out of my anus

Scorching Hot Summer Take: Getting Sandy Is Awesome, So Stop Complaining

‘Oh, I love the beach, I only hate getting sandy.’ Then guess what, asshole? You can pack up that big umbrella and go to fuckin’ Maine

When You’re a Sandcastle King, the Summer Never Ends

This is what it’s like to be one of the world’s few master sand sculptors