The Sad Ballad of Guys Who Think Hooters Ain’t What It Used to Be

The first and last time I went to a Hooters restaurant was in eighth grade, during the lunch break on a field trip, when some…

The Office Hero Who Used a ‘Pasta Pass’ to Buy His Coworkers $5,000 Worth of Olive Garden

When you’re here, you’re family... unless you’re ordering 7 gallons of soup

Where Have All the Long John Silver’s Gone?

More and more locations can disappear every year, but that won’t stop diehards like me from going out of our way for a hit of the country’s most mocked fast-food restaurant

Tits Out at In-N-Out: The Horny World of Fast Food Nudes

On subreddits like r/fastfoodnudez, there are tits in the dining room, butts in the keg storage area and a squirting woman in the Waffle House bathroom. What could be more appetizing?