Humanity’s Hopeless Quest for a Pizza Cone

Despite the tired promise that cone-shaped pizza is the next-gen wave of the future, pizza cones have been a catastrophic, decades-long failure. When will we learn our nauseating lesson about ‘reinventing’ pizza?

Why Are Italian Restaurants Always Covered in Celebrity Photos?

Ever gone to a sushi restaurant and encountered walls upon walls of celebrity photos? Didn’t think so

The Unwelcome Resurgence of Salt Bae

Four years ago, this guy was an internet heartthrob. What the hell were we thinking?

Bad Taste: How the Once Popular Fast-Food Sunroom Became Obsolete

Though the flavor domes once delighted diners and created generations of childhood nostalgia, they’re slowly being replaced by more modern tastes